Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Farmer’s wife
So I’ve been a-plantin’. My fab new house came with:
  • One peach tree
  • One pomegranate tree
  • One apricot tree
  • Rose bushes
  • One California Laurel
  • One Chinese Chestnut
  • And a big pile of dirt

This weekend I planted:

  • A strawberry patch
  • A pumpkin patch
  • A weeny little herb garden
  • One Meyer lemon tree
  • One Key Lime tree

All while the gay husband sat on the back porch watching me hoe the dirt, and calling me a farmer’s wife. And a hoe.

I’d like to know where the farmer is?

Oh yeah. He did plant some marigolds. Slut.

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Blogger Annika said...

Ahh, marital bliss.

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