Farmer’s wife

So I’ve been a-plantin’. My fab new house came with:

• One peach tree
• One pomegranate tree
• One apricot tree
• Rose bushes
• One California Laurel
• One Chinese Chestnut
• And a big pile of dirt

This weekend I planted:

• A strawberry patch
• A pumpkin patch
• A weeny little herb garden
• One Meyer lemon tree
• One Key Lime tree

All while the gay husband sat on the back porch watching me hoe the dirt, and calling me a farmer’s wife. And a hoe.

I’d like to know where the farmer is?

Oh yeah. He did plant some marigolds. Slut.