Thursday, November 05, 2009
Hey Maine!!!
Leviticus 11:9-12 says:Bold

9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcasses in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

Hey, just F to the YI and all. Your lobster industry...it's an abomination. Just like the homos. Same book. So...I'm waiting for the petitions to begin soon, right?

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4 Comments:

Blogger duanemoody.com said...

AWESOME.

Blogger dale-harriet said...

Only one comment? (I've been busy so haven't read for a bit - *I* am where you go when you're "over the river and through the woods"). OK, regarding Leviticus, &c. Yup, I'm Jewish, in the old-fashioned raised-by-a-Jewish-Mother way. But I made a Sacred Pact with de Lawd a while back. I am never going to kill in rage - and since passing 50 I will never again break any other commandments.

In exchange, I'm allowed to eat Certain Things without fins and scales and that live in shells and stuff - as long as they're not out of the Mediterranean where they have parasites. (Also barbecued ribs but that's a different deal.)

Did you know, my dear Faith, that there were LOBSTERS on the table at the First Thanksgiving? True story!

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Blogger DM said...

*************************************************
how about I believe in WHATEVER I want - even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI
MONSTER! - and you have nothing to say!
*******************************************************************

let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from
any human objectives...

this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
**
THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
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hey, atheists don't even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!
they thought BOOBIES had no effect... WRONG!

see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE....

blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html

blaghag.com/2010/04/quick-clarification-about-boobquake.html

see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION - THAT
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Visit for the BOOBQUAKE:

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why do you waste your time with such nonsense as *atheism*? Who are you trying to convince of your delusion?


turn to MARXISM...

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