Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Step right up!
As a prelim for tomorrow's Carnival of the Liberals hosted at this humble blog, I bring you a little fun (scary and creepy though it may be):

I've posted about purity rings and the creepy and slightly incestuous abstinence balls, Laurie has even posted about having been asked to sign her very own coochie over to the Lord.

This stuff is crying - nay, screaming bloody murder for satire. There are some clever liberal artists out there who have put me to shame. Oh, if only I could be this imaginative.

An old favorite - she's been around since forever and she's damn near a juggernaut. If you don't know her already, go visit Mrs. Betty Bowers - after all, she is America's best Christian and the epistle of shameless schadenfreude. She's so close to Jesus, they're thinking about taking separate vacations this year.

Then, relatively new to the scene is Sex is for Fags and it's sister site Iron Hymen. Making me laugh out loud for hours.

Muffy writes that: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"

Then, sponsored by DIEBOLD and God himself - The WhiteHouse. Where Christian kids can find out, "Does Jesus watch me go poopy?" and Laura Bush explains "pseudoscientific flapdoodle" like stem cell research.

It makes me laugh, it makes me cry. It makes me want to buy out the gift shop.
I'm just not this lucid or there aren't enough daylight hours for me to be this clever. But I'm glad someone is!

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