Friday, August 03, 2007
One enigma, hold the secret sauce
I LOVE to see how people find me. Where they came from, where they're going. It's totally fascinating.

The way that people find this blog feels a little like my marriage - a bucket of contradictions that all work out to make a beautiful piece of art.

Some of my favorite searches from this week include:
  • sterile childless spinster - I don't think I was exactly what they were looking for. I'm just guessing here...
  • Tisha b'Av and bar exam - ugh - I'd hate to be taking the bar on Tisha b'Av. That's just a bad omen all around.
  • Raising vaginal pH levels - I get a lot of this. It seems that people are very curious about the pH of the vagina. I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'm damn sure it is as it should be and we shouldn't be raising or lowering it all willy nilly!
  • biker chicks - My favorite! I was watching a History Channel documentary on the Hell's Angels last night - It made me want to wear my Oedipus shirt to work this morning though I didn't think it was particularly appropriate. And I am, if nothing else the arbiter of appropriateness. On our last ride I got a patch that I'm going to have to sew onto something. Maybe my jean jacket. Damn it if I don't just love my motorcycle gang. Those guys are awesome and in August they're all coming out to my place for a big BBQ. I swear I'm going to take the damn motorcycle safety course this year because I'll be damned if I'm going to sit on the bitch seat forever - although I also have to say, you can't really take pictures when you're the rider.
  • cool gay porn - as opposed to what? Dorky gay porn?
  • What does snorting limes do? I have no freakin' idea! Why are you snorting limes? How would that even occur to someone? Do you grind them down into a powder? Are you trying for a deviated septum? Does coke not do it fast enough? Weirdoes!
Anyway, that's my Friday post. I have some lined up for next week so...same bat channel people!


Stumble It!


Blogger Orangeblossoms said...

My favorite searches for my semi-religious blog are: "peeing in the street" and "bondage collar" I am guessing they didn't expect a liturgical priest collar. Just guessing! And who knew I'd come up under "peeing in the street", anyway!

Blogger Unknown said...

I have to say that your support has been amazing to me. I am so thankful that you came across my blog and have stuck around. I know I am a terrible blog commenter, and I am trying to be better, but again, thank you so much for the time you have given me.

Blogger Unknown said...

lol! i'm trying to remember how i found your blog? whatever day that was it was a damn good day!

Blogger Elizabeth McClung said...

I think it is positive that someone when considering "what does snorting limes do?" in this modern age actually looks it up instead of just shrugging their shoulders and snorting away. I'm just not sure who has a blog on "Things to snort and not to snort"

Blogger dale-harriet said...

I found you through CAP, who is a source of endearing spunk if there ever was one. And if we were in the same place I would SO love to spend an afternoon; I'm a 64-year-old ethnic Jewess of the largely pagan persuasion who developed from Beatnik to Flaming Hippie to Eccentric (well, my daughter says you have to be rich to be eccentric, I'm just "weird"). Rock on, my dear.

Blogger WineGrrl said...

Lime snorting sounds painful.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just snorted crackers out my mouth, I was laughing so hard at the vaginal ph levels - oh no, there they go, all willy nilly! Thanks for the laugh. :0)

Blogger Faith said...

i know!!!! isn't that crazy. I'm so glad I could make a few of you laugh!


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